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Posts tagged ‘Dad Jokes’

Dad Jokes… Hilarious (and pitiable)

Dad jokes

Every now and then my overactive, somewhat quirky brain comes up with spontaneous “Dad jokes”. Family and friends often groan, shaking their heads sadly, or they simply look blank. I think I’ve cracked a great joke ๐Ÿ˜‚ and they just don’t get it! ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•
Occasionally however I do prompt a chuckle or sometimes (rarely) uproarious laughter! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ
I’ve decided to progressively build a collection of these jokes as they come to mind… was that more groans I hear? Well nevermind, I think it’s essential for great (unrecognised) talent to not be lost. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

24/06/2016 – Bathroom Humour

I was out at a cafe the other day discussing the subject of relationships with a good friend. After we’d downed a few cups of coffee I needed to go to the “bathroom”. As I opened the door I noticed the typical “Engaged/Free” indicator.

Now for the joke…
“Why do toilets live such anguished, heartbroken lives?”

“Because they’re forever getting engaged but no-one ever makes a long term commitment!!”

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